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Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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