Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
is it fun? or sober?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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