he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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