love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Randomize
