we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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