Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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