I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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