I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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