Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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