Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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