Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
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