are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
We're too hungover to prance.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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