plz talk dirty to me
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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