No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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