the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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