She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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