one two three fourrrrnication!
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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