I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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