Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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