Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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