My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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