you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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