It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
