no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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