He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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