I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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