Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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