It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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