Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
