Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
