She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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