He is an equal opportunity slut.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
