69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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