Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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