whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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