just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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