This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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