im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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