I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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