Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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