Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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