It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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