i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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