Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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