Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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