you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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