just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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