Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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