we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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