Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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