Your face is a jimmy john
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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