Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
PANTIES FOUND
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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